Al and the Apocalypse: Al Goes to Washington

Written by Paul Zannucci on 11:09 AM

With Al Due Respect, We're Doomed

There wasn't enough genius in Washington, so the Senate Foreign Relations Committee invited Apocalyptic Al!

Seeking advice from the last place on Earth most would think to look, Al "Chicken Little" Gore was called to testify before a collection of asshats so lost in their own anuses that they couldn't find their way out with a trillion dollar torch.

What Gore brought with him was bad news of temperature changes that "would bring a screeching halt to human civilization and threaten the fabric of life everywhere on the Earth -- and this is within this century, if we don't change...We must face up to this urgent and unprecedented threat to the existence of our civilization...This is the most serious challenge the world has ever faced...It could completely end human civilization, and it is rushing at us with such speed and force."

And even more scary is that Republicans, ever accommodating, are beginning to buy into this nonsense. According to the story from the Washington Post, none of the Republicans on the panel seriously questioned Gore about anything, but instead heaped lavishing praise upon him (Corker) and agreed that this was an "existential crisis" (Lugar).

Meanwhile, the founder of The Weather Channel writes, The Amazing Story Behind The Global Warming Scam, and states that the world is plunging into colder weather.

It seems to me that the science behind AGW is consistently coming out in opposition to CO2 warming, and yet the politicians and the media will remain committed to hanging on for as long as possible. Too much social engineering is at stake to let it go, after all.

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