Clinton dropping out on Friday? God Bless Elk Point.

Written by Paul Zannucci on 8:12 PM

She's done according to this earth shattering ABC piece, Clinton Preparing to Drop Out of Presidential Race.

I believe I speak for the entire civilized world when I say, "Whatever." Stop talking about it and just drop out, already.

UPDATE: Now it's Saturday. I should have kept all these reports in the same post. According to reports from Fox and Friends First, she has been encouraged to end the race by Charlie Rangel and Barnie Frank. Side note: Can you imagine being a part of a party in which you are expected to take the advice of these two seriously?

In much more wonderful news, a new oil refinery might actually be built in the U.S. thanks to the amazing voters of Elk Point, S.D. In this story, Union County approves zoning ordinance for Hyperion, we learn that a whopping 58% of voters had enough intact guts left after the traditional anti-oil publicity campaign to still vote for the new zoning, called Energy Center Planned Development.

In a county with a mere 10,000 registered voters, the project will create 4500 construction jobs and then over 1800 full time permanent jobs at between $20 and $30 per hour in pay. It will handle 400,000 barrels a day and help...well, everything but the imaginary carbon problem.

God Bless Elk Point!

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